things not to call a penis

watermeloncholy:

bobbeyahkne:

  • member
  • mast
  • sword
  • spear
  • column
  • manroot
  • point
  • staff

you forgot manhood

Someday, I’m going to write a fic where the only point is to include progressively more absurd euphemisms for genitals.

“He lovingly inserted his oversized vegan sausage into her Hot Pocket…”

Source: baby-eater

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