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10 Game of Thrones Guys And Whether Or Not You Should Marry Them
It was tied between Tyrion, Khal Drogo, and Jon Snow.
Joffrey got 0/10 (for obvious reasons)
Gotta love that Tyrion and Drogo scored so high when they obviously have no issues with women, what so ever. *snort.*
*groan.*
Ow. Ow. Brain function.. hurts… Ow…
Also, Sam deserves a 10. Jon Snow can have his 9, but the rest deserve a 1 or less.
Khal Drogo ugh just. Sorry but it would really bug me if my husband raped and condoned raping even if he happened to stop raping ME. Ugh sorry this is a Khal Drogo hate blog.
Sam, Jon, Ned, Robb, sure, but the reasons for Jon and Robb suck (HOTTTT. BADASSSSS.). But I guess why one would get married is subjective. Whatever.
Tyrion is way too possessive for me, 9 out of 10 eh not IMO. Theon 6 out of 10 LMAO does he respect a single woman in this series??!?!
LMAO who wrote this list. Go hide.
There’s nothing about this list that doesn’t make me want to poke my eyes out.
And pretty much the only ASOIAF men I would consider marrying take vows of celibacy.
Ooc:
HOLD ON UP THERE HATER FACE.
In the books, Khal Drogo NEVER raped Dany, and in fact on their wedding night, after they got undressed, Khal Drago sat across from Dany and used “no” as a question. HE ASKED HER FOR PERMISSION AND SHE CONSENTED AS SHE KISSED HIM AND SAID “yes.”I hated the HBO series for that scene. I flipped my shat.
HBO Y U RUIN DANY AND DROGO’S PERFECT MARRIAGE??
That speech he made in Dothraki in the series was pretty cool right? WRONG. Sure, it sounded cooler in Dothraki, but in the books he said the entire speech in the common tongue. How could he speak the common tongue? Dany TAUGHT him the common tongue as he TAUGHT her Dothraki, and that speech was supposed to show how close the two of them were as a couple.
That they were legitimately so close as man and wife that THEY WERE AS ONE PERSON.
*continues ranting about how they messed up Drogo*
That’s not accurate. He did not rape her on their wedding night in the book, true. But he repeatedly had sex with her after that night whether she wanted it or not. Her weeping while he takes her is a pretty good tip-off.
“Yet every night, some time before dawn, Drogo would come to her tent and wake her in the dark, to ride her as relentlessly as he rode his stallion. He always took her from behind, Dothraki fashion, for which Dany was grateful; that way her lord husband could not see the tears that wet her face, and she could use her pillow to muffle her cries of pain. When he was done, he would close his eyes and begin to snore softly and Dany would lie beside him, her body bruised and sore, hurting too much to sleep.”
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